We choose to go to the moon...

Okay, first? Greg rocks.

That opening was fucking crazy. Dude. Tying the grooms mom to the car. That does take stones.

Nick's hair! Was it cut last week, too? Was I so blinded by Grissom that I didn't notice? He looks GOOD. (Nick, that is.)

"Dude. Where's your car?" I love them in the diner together! Their camaraderie makes me smile.

"I'll talk. You guys just look apologetic." Grissom may have some significant gaps in his supervisory skills but he always has their back.

"Hey. Jim. I need a ride."

AHAHAHAHA! Greg's phone is, "Feel Like Making Love" and Grissom's face is priceless.

"My choices are we're idiots or we're dirty. So, which are we?"

"You think she'd know better than to wear white on the bride's big day." I was just at a wedding last weekend where the groom's mother wore white and that was pretty much our reaction, too.

Sophia always wears a button down and black pants. Always.

THE WEDDING DVD IS ALREAY DONE??? I DON'T THINK SO.

"I'm a 42 year old paison. She scared me." The caterer was awesome.

Caterer to Grissom: "I don't sell bridal diapers for nothing."
Greg: "He was kidding about the diapers, right?"

The various quotes from Sara, Nick, and Grissom are dumb but gumshoe!Greg KICKS ASS.

Grissom to Hodges: "Are we done?"

And:
Hodges: "You and me, we're not the marrying type. Our intricacies can never be understood by just one woman."
*Grissom stares*
Grissom: "Would you close the door please?"
*Hodges closes the door and looks expectantly at Grissom.
Grissom: "From the other side."

Oh, Nick! His little hissy fit over the stink and the missing car was precious. (He's sweet but shirtless Nick doesn't do much for me.)

On Nick's hideously pimped out truck-
Catherine: "Hey look they fixed it."
Nick: "Oh. Oh. That's not funny."
Catherine: "Oh, it's a little funny."

Sara: "I'm not anti-wedding. I'm just anti-stupid. You know, people who do things for the sake of tradition without knowing why."

"There she was...staring at me. And all I could think was, 'Thank God.'" Mmmmm. Killer bridesmaids.


CSI on The Early Show! Tomorrow and all next week! Eeeep!

"Noel" was on Bravo tonight and this, "As long as I got a job, you got a job. You understand?" breaks my heart. Leo.

Oh! And here's a link to Hugh Laurie's audition for House. I believe, as story has it, he was off in the desert filming "Flight of the Phoenix" when he made the tape.